astrotheology: overwatch game modes i wish i could create: – GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT: Only on…

astrotheology:

overwatch game modes i wish i could create:

– GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT: Only on King’s Row or Route 66. 5 Widowmakers and 1 Mercy vs. 5 extremely low health Zaryas and 1 Zenyatta. Aim of the game is to snipe President Zen. His loyal Secret Service try to protect their healer.

– Sweet Justice: 6 buffed as all hell Mercys vs. 1 nerfed to all hell Roadhog bot on Easy. The entire game is just Mercy murdering Roadhog over and over again. Therapy for people who play Mercy.

– Gotta Go Fast: 3 Lùcios, 2 Soldiers, and 1 Tracer on each team. Speed at maximum. Lucio’s healing aura has been nerfed to uselessness. His only use is to Go Fast. All of Soldier’s abilities except for Sprint are gone. Tracer can only Blink. No ultimates. Everyone can only shoot and go REALLY REALLY FAST. Oh oh oh, time to A C C E L E R A T E !

– Go The F*ck To Sleep: 6 Anas vs. 4 Pharahs. All abilities have 0 cooldown. Aim of the game is to make your daughter take a nap.

– Dogfight: 3 Anas and 3 Reinhardts on each team on Ilios. Anas aren’t allowed to touch the point – only Reinhardts are, and they have to fight to the death as their respective Anas heal them and the enemy Anas hurt them. Reinhardts can’t leave the point to fight the Anas – However, Anas are allowed to fight each other. Reinhardt has a massive health pool. No abilities or ultimates allowed, and healing is heavily nerfed. First team to capture the point wins. Make your bets!

– Super Overwatch Melee: NO ABILITIES NO WEAPONS NO HEALERS MELEE ONLY ECOPOINT: ANTARCTICA.

– Cold War: 3 Soldiers and 3 D.Vas vs. 3 Zaryas and 3 D.Vas. Ultimate charge is slowed. If you can’t work out your differences in time, you send in the nukes.

– Senior Special: You can only pick Roadhog, Reinhardt, Reaper, Soldier 76, Torbjorn, and Ana. Speed is at 50%.

– I’m Gay: You can only pick the female characters. (Bastion can come too.)

– Overwatch 2: It’s exactly the same but you can’t pick Hanzo, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Symmetra, or Roadhog.