me, as a supervillain: we are not so different, you and I…
hero, struggling against their bonds: That’s not true! I’m nothing like you!
me, rolling out several whiteboards filled with diagrams and charts: No, it’s literary foiling. See? I’ve been very careful about this.
hero: Why? Why are you doing all this?
me, cackling: You fool! For thematic consistency, of course! Now prepare to metaphorically reconcile with your father figure!
I was completely expecting this to be a @glumshoe post