Regular

yourplayersaidwhat:

Well then

Elf: I fucking snipe him…

Me(dm): you snipe the king?

Elf: yes.

Me: roll a stealth check cause you are in the middle of a crowd and someone is bound to see you pull out a fucking long bow.

*rolls nat 20*

Me: …you succeed but will remain on the run for the rest of your life. You must change identities if you wish to remain with your party. Make a new character jeff.

Elf(aka jeff): worth it.