coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee?
me: no thanks,
coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee?
me: well, i-
coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee